old mangey wife

This would be the old mangey wife that let the old mangey cat in. She hasn't got fleas but she spends all my money on her horses and has a realy annoying laugh.She is half Italian and half scouse,she used to be a bit of a looker,but not any more ,isnt time cruel? i was looking at her this morning..... she is starting to look like her mother ,god help me.I would have served a shorter term for murder..

 

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